Dwarf Fortress When the elven merchants start to go insane by the sheer amount of corpses covering my fort(500 before I started cleaning them up)

When the elven merchants start to go insane by the sheer amount of corpses covering my fort(500 before I started cleaning them up)
Steam Community Update 16 January 2020: "Consoling stressed out worshippers"
Friends, You Win Some, You Lose Some (Splatterface Champion and Runner-Up)
Slayed a FB with a single kick!
Stupid Minotaur
This absolute chad of a farmer could not care less that his arm was getting chewed off and he was being gored.
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When the elven merchants start to go insane by the sheer amount of corpses covering my fort(500 before I started cleaning them up)

Posted: 16 Jan 2020 06:56 AM PST

submitted by /u/WarriorofArmok
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Steam Community Update 16 January 2020: "Consoling stressed out worshippers"

Posted: 16 Jan 2020 10:33 AM PST

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Friends, You Win Some, You Lose Some (Splatterface Champion and Runner-Up)

Posted: 15 Jan 2020 03:11 PM PST

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Slayed a FB with a single kick!

Posted: 16 Jan 2020 09:54 AM PST

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Stupid Minotaur

Posted: 15 Jan 2020 08:22 PM PST

The legendary beast Thateme Fepirivafe Acíleÿa, decides to storm onto our lovely and peaceful freshwater swamp. Proceeds to terrorize the local fish in the shallow brook. See my renowned herbalist who is carrying her twins in addition to a barrel full of seeds. Charge at and bash into said herbalist killing one infant on impact. Grab the other one mid flight and give it a loving squeeze. Punch the hand of the mother and cause it to explode. And stomp the mother to death. Destroy 2 fishery's.

Then charge into the main base. Sees the very very long row of wooden spikes and defied perhaps being gored to death isn't a great way to go. She turns to our flood gates and spends 3 days ripping one apart. By this time I had armed a impromptu group of semi trained dwarfs and have her charge out to end her. Only to find she's fallen into the water and froze to death.

10/10 will build more floodgates.

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This absolute chad of a farmer could not care less that his arm was getting chewed off and he was being gored.

Posted: 15 Jan 2020 06:23 PM PST