Dwarf Fortress Imagine liking a clown that you aren't supposed to even know about, a formidable killing machine

Imagine liking a clown that you aren't supposed to even know about, a formidable killing machine
DevLog 21 December 2020: "Dwarven cheese/milk are properly available at embark (came up in art testing, as all of the cheeses have different pictures and dwarven cheese was being elusive.)"
Favorite type of trap
Looks like somebody's lonely...
I have a goblins pits, from the goblins civs I'm currently destroying that came back and was economically linked with me... but they are still in the enemy civs.
Squad was busy dumping rocks, got called to kill a cave croc, decided to take the rocks along!
The Spanish Fortress strikes again!!!

Imagine liking a clown that you aren't supposed to even know about, a formidable killing machine

Posted: 22 Dec 2020 06:31 AM PST

DevLog 21 December 2020: "Dwarven cheese/milk are properly available at embark (came up in art testing, as all of the cheeses have different pictures and dwarven cheese was being elusive.)"

Posted: 21 Dec 2020 10:51 PM PST

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Favorite type of trap

Posted: 22 Dec 2020 10:00 AM PST

What is your favorite type of trap? Dismemberment by zombie pit is my favorite!

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Looks like somebody's lonely...

Posted: 21 Dec 2020 02:38 PM PST

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I have a goblins pits, from the goblins civs I'm currently destroying that came back and was economically linked with me... but they are still in the enemy civs.

Posted: 22 Dec 2020 10:19 AM PST

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Squad was busy dumping rocks, got called to kill a cave croc, decided to take the rocks along!

Posted: 21 Dec 2020 07:48 PM PST

Haven't had this big of a "haha/wtf" moment for awhile, just thought I'd share.

Small fort, only two military dorfs so far (only 15 dorfs in the whole fort). I dug out a big dining hall/tavern, and designated all the boulders as dump. Everybody in the fort was dumping boulders except the farmer way down in the cavern.

Guess who comes to bother the farmer? A cave crocodile. It bit a couple dorfs in the confusion, so I order the squad to kill it. Why are they taking so long? This isn't a big fort, hurry up guys. Oh, here they come, dragging along big heavy boulders! The cave croc is just meandering through the cavern at a leisurely pace, but the dorfs can not keep up.

I assume they were activated while carrying out the job task, and since the rock is in their inventories....lol.

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The Spanish Fortress strikes again!!!

Posted: 22 Dec 2020 07:32 AM PST