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    Dwarf Fortress The most disgusting artifact...ever

    July 29, 2020

    Dwarf Fortress The most disgusting artifact...ever

    The most disgusting artifact...ever

    Posted: 29 Jul 2020 02:50 AM PDT

    I was bored one day and decided to browse Legends Mode for some "history lessons." There were some pretty neat things, like a 1 Eyed Falcon rampaging through a city and killing everyone, and then claiming the city for himself. It was interesting to see who he killed. I thought it was the dwarves who had attacked the beast, but the logs showed that it indiscriminately killed women and civilians. The first victims were a husband and wife. Really, some fantastic stuff for story inspiration....

    That's when I decided to browse the artifacts. They really have cool names. I decided to click on one of the artifacts to see what it was.....and oh my god.......Dwarves are friggin disgusting.

    This particular artifact.....was a thong. Nothing too strange, just some legendary underwear......

    But then I saw how many times it had been passed around....it had at least 5 different owners per year. This is a piece of underwear that someone wears on their junk and the thing gets in their buttcrack because it's a THONG....and they're just passing it around like "Yo this is LEGENDARY TRY IT ON"

    Gross lol. But it is a lot of fun to explore stuff in Legends mode. Wasn't aware that it could be so entertaining! I love this game.

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    Posted: 29 Jul 2020 04:51 AM PDT

    The Sarcasm.

    Posted: 28 Jul 2020 11:04 PM PDT

    Finally played a fort long enough to be invaded. Guess I should learn the military screen...

    Posted: 28 Jul 2020 07:16 PM PDT

    My countess was tanturming and tried to kill a cat who belongs to Minesoak. Before that, she killed a turkey and threw a duck egg at it.

    Posted: 29 Jul 2020 11:11 AM PDT

    His title is thoroughly accurate.

    Posted: 28 Jul 2020 05:39 PM PDT

    Ladies and Gentlemen... BEHOLD! Uristnicat, "Daggerchains", my best fort so far.

    Posted: 28 Jul 2020 02:34 PM PDT

    https://mkv25.net/dfma/map-12861-daggerchains

    This map file has everything. It's a lot. I know you're not really supposed to do that... and it has spoilery bits near the bottom. Still, I wanted to show it.

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