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    Dwarf Fortress DevLog 1 January 2020: "So yes, we're planning for a release this month!"

    January 01, 2020

    Dwarf Fortress DevLog 1 January 2020: "So yes, we're planning for a release this month!"

    DevLog 1 January 2020: "So yes, we're planning for a release this month!"

    Posted: 01 Jan 2020 12:27 AM PST

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    Posted: 01 Jan 2020 03:17 AM PST

    Future of the Fortress 1 January 2020: "We're also hoping to start the stabilizing branching, experimentally, before the Steam release -- so if there's some nasty bug in the villains release that takes time to show, I can release a patch for it while keeping the Steam release on track."

    Posted: 01 Jan 2020 12:36 AM PST

    The Bay 12 Games Report, January 1st, 2020

    Posted: 01 Jan 2020 12:39 AM PST

    An emo dwarf

    Posted: 01 Jan 2020 09:23 AM PST

    My first fortress.

    Posted: 31 Dec 2019 09:42 PM PST

    My first fortress, everything was going... well?

    The thing is, a yak got inside the fort. There somehow appeared to be a byson inside the cave as well. I had tried to get the dwarves to move them, but they just stayed in the dormitory. Eventually the animals died, and stunk out the whole place- the dwarves became sick and a bit mad at the smell. They still, however, refused to move it, and just drunk themselves stupid (I really should not be surprised, and this is why they probably didn't move them). Despite this, they all became great friends. Even the militia commander, who had next to no capacity for empathy, called 'Cat kicker', became best friends with another dwarf, the main miner, her nickname 'Ongy'.

    This singular dwarf had carved out a great hall by herself. Other dwarves moved the blocks she left behind, but it was almost as if they had inadvertently become her servants, moving the blocks she had left behind, eventually carving a hall worthy of the greatest of craftsdwarves- which Ongy had proven herself to be.But all was not good.Because, as so many dwarves had become admirers of Ongy, the one who tamed the heart of Cat kicker, they forgot to farm. They forgot to make food and drink. When they realised there was no drink left, it was too late. The dwarves who refused to work, and only drank on their beds telling stories about the 'Great cave buffallo', and arguing over who saw it first, ran around to find more barrels, but they were all empty.

    Running around to find alcohol, Cat kicker found Ongy dead on the floor of the hall she carved by herself. He was never the same, and none of them would be. When he slowly left to tell the other dwarves, he saw them all dead, next to the Yak and Byson skeltons.

    There was only one thing left to do- build a burial receptacle for her.

    It was the last thing he ever did- and died next to her, his name changed to 'Cat hugger'. Sitting next to the great stone coffin, he mourned his best friend until his dying breath.

    TL, DR- Dwarves became so distracted by a dead byson and an amazing miner that they forgot to make food and drink, and died.

    My first fortress... well, time to start a new one!

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    tell me a your best/most funny dwarf fortress story, please

    Posted: 31 Dec 2019 01:25 PM PST

    because i'd like to read some good stories

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    zuglar...you were the best dwarven woman i have ever met,i tried everything to save you from those dirty trolls,you helped me become a vampire and a necromancer,i will not use your corpse just as a mindless zombie,ill burry you whit dignity ,im so sorry it all had to end like this,rest in peace.

    Posted: 31 Dec 2019 06:49 PM PST

    Hundreds of bags of plump helmets in elven tree house

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