Dwarf Fortress OPINION: God Doesn't Roll the Dice, God Plays Human Fortress |
- OPINION: God Doesn't Roll the Dice, God Plays Human Fortress
- BF - Seen better days
- First werebeast of the fort caught us unprepared, killed most of the livestock and young musician. Fortunately, she left behind a pair of artifacts worth ~50,000 combined! Then stumbled naked into a cage trap...
- Building a Somewhat Animated Monument to Our Dwarven Spider God of Rainbows, Live Now! (VOD to be posted afterward)
- Streaming the new fortress: Experiments with memory and stress 3: this time with combat! (vod will be in the comments after the stream has ended)
- DF Streamers - Megalist
- So what year do you think we're getting the economy update?
- Thirty-Eight Days of Dwarf: Day 3 (Extra Life 2020!) 4pm-8PM EDT!
| OPINION: God Doesn't Roll the Dice, God Plays Human Fortress Posted: 04 Oct 2020 06:23 AM PDT These are ideas that arose from my recent viewing of the Wikipedia on cosmology, and they are illustrated below in the form of a Q&A. Question 1: Why do we never see other intelligent beings? God: Because I have set the number of civilizations at 1. Question 2: Why is the speed of light limited? God: Because it reduces object interactions and is good for increasing TPS. Question 3: Why does quantum mechanics exist? God: Isn't pseudo-random fun? Question 4: Why does inflation exist? GOD: This is the world-making stage, and a universe that does not meet the requirements will be rejected. Question 5: Why do many possible models of the universe rapidly go to destruction, such as big rip, big crunch or vaccum decay? God: This is the mechanism for destroying rejected universes. Question 6: Why do black holes exist? God: This is a perfect fix, this mechanism closes off many of the factors that killed the TPS, without this update my computer would not have been able to simulate the first civilization to appear. Question 7: Why do we never see supernatural phenomena such as werewolves, giants, angels, demons and vampires? God: These kill TPS, so I have set their number to 0. Question 8: We have discovered your design, will you destroy us? God: When Jesus found me, I uploaded the screenshot to the forum and got a lot of replies and compliments. Question 9: How is the world the way it is now? God: We in the Fortress of Humanity player community have a famous saying. [link] [comments] | ||
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| Posted: 03 Oct 2020 12:46 PM PDT Off the back of a list created by Salford Sal's chat (which Clinodev kindly shared to the Kitfox discord) I figured it may be worth sharing this big list of DF streamers here too! List is in no particular order. Dwarf Fortress Streamers! Everyone listed below streams DF, with a rough schedule provided based on their schedule or VODs. Make sure to follow streamers and chat if you can, it's a great way to get DF more attention on Twitch! Are you a DF streamer or already listed below? Ping me and I'll update the list! Streamers [link] [comments] | ||
| So what year do you think we're getting the economy update? Posted: 03 Oct 2020 11:24 AM PDT So if I'm correct the plan is steam - > finish villains -> myth + magic -> boats -> economy and diplomacy -> ?. When do you think economy is gonna happen? At that point I think feature wise dwarf fortress will be mega in depth and cool to explore and way closer to "complete". I think we'll get it around 2026 personally, but I wanna know y'all's guesses. [link] [comments] | ||
| Thirty-Eight Days of Dwarf: Day 3 (Extra Life 2020!) 4pm-8PM EDT! Posted: 03 Oct 2020 12:58 PM PDT (Now with 100% less Automod! Just kidding, mods. Love you guys.) Thumbs up... Let's do this. UUUUUUURIST.... McJenkins...
Hey guys! It's been a year or better since I really was able to stream for any length of time. Did you miss me? I know I have been missing me. I'm /u/Nameless_Archon, and I provide tutorials on how to play Dwarf Fortress every year (health permitting) while I try to raise money for sick kids.
What in the name of the glowing pits is this about?
It is time to return to our roots, and so we shall: Thirty. Eight. Days. Of. Dwarf. Starting on 10/1 and proceeding through the Extra Life 2019 Game Day event on 11/7, I'm going to stream and teach what little I know. Dwarves. Every. Single. Day.
I like to do things when there's more than one reason to do them:
I'm not actually 100% sure yet, but don't tell anyone I said so. (Apparently, it's going to work by only allowing my embark find conditions where we're at war with a necromancer tower?!?) I'm going to start out like I usually do - streaming a basic, sustainable fortress. However, the reality of the situation is that thirty-three days of Basic Base Building 101 is going to probably bore the pants off people (including me) and I don't really want things to be boring. So we're going to have to do a few things along the way to try to spice things up, and along the way likely reveal that I'm just an average player like everyone else. (Dwarves dying of starvation and frostbite on a glacier? Likelier than you think!) Basically, I'll stream in the evenings most days for a few hours. On Saturdays and Sundays, we'll generally run a little longer, but I'm going to stream every day until 11/7 even if it means I have to get up at 3am to do it. On 11/7, we're going to culminate with a 24-hour long livestream, as part of the worldwide Extra Life charity event. I don't use Twitter, Facebook, etc. and people may want to donate to Extra Life 2020, even if they're not supporting my efforts directly. Feel free to share my donations link, or to direct people to the charity's main page.
Well, aside from helping to support my local children's hospital (good vibes, ho!) I'll be pushing out tutorial game(s) live on stream as part of the event. Your donations are a spur in that direction applied to my backside. You can even attend the event with me, since I'll be broadcasting live on my stream the whole time! ...but if that's not enough for you?
Anonymous or not, if I can make it work, everyone will know you're supporting kids that need it.
If you're not naming him something awful, it'll even happen. You're welcome to request a trade for the dwarf, if I have one suitable to match it! If we run more than one fort, donator dwarves will show up in all forts after the one where you donated! 1 DONATOR HAS EARNED A NAMED MIGRANT FOR ALL 38 DAYS. Are you next?
If none are available, I'll have to use a migrant. (There are still some dwarves remaining as of this writing, but I won't be advising when the window closes... We call this 'Early cat catches the dwarf'. Move fast.) As above, if you donate on the first fort of our event, we'll put that same dwarf into the starting seven every fort thereafter! SOME OF THE STARTING SEVEN HAVE ALREADY BEEN CLAIMED! Will yours be next?
Want me to embark on a reanimating evil biome with a necromancer next door? It's your call. I'll save the current stream fort, and start a new one on the spot with settings as close to your request as I can manage on the fly, and run with it until it dies or I do. If someone else flips the script on you before I finish, you can either donate again to flip if back or wait for their fort to exhaust before I resume yours. Your choice. (We call this one 'Last dwarf gets the sock.')
Some limits on this are required for sanity's sake. Let's talk first. At some point, I'll get back to the stream fort, but for a truly generous donation, I'm 100% willing to give up some time and show off anything you'd like, live and on the spot. You can find a link to my Steam profile (which contains a list of potential games I could probably get set up for streaming) here if you're considering this. (And if it's something we can do multiplayer, we can even try that too, which would be a stream first.)
Wait....Thirty days of tutorials for Dwarf Fortress as part of a charity drive?
Thirty-eight days, actually. It was the wife's idea - she suggested that you folks might like to get a newer version of my original tutorial, and that this might be a good avenue to combine hardcore Dwarf Fortress fanatics, who are already a generous and supporting community, with a charitable cause to support. I didn't have much luck finding a flaw in her reasoning, so I bit the bullet and advertised it at work, too, despite my trepidation regarding drawing personal attention there. (Last year, they contributed only a sixth of our total collection, because the players and viewers - people like you and I - were far more generous!)
We'll be putting the newest version of the starter pack and Dwarf Fortress through its paces as we (attempt to) start a new tutorial series for v 0.47.04. (Note: If there's an update and it seems relatively bug free, I'll try for the newer version, but I'm aiming this at newer players, so trying to ride the cutting edge isn't really in the cards.) Past demonstrations (From v.34 to present) have included glaciers, deserts, sites with necromancer towers adjacent (like Day 1 this year...) as well as discussion on how to influence worldgen to get what you want. Our first one will be a more sedate embark, designed and chosen for relatively newer players, and we'll start with worldgen as though we're looking at a fresh install. Goal: My goal for "Tutorial Night" is to walk new players through an embark using the DF Starter Pack. (Explicit thanks to /u/PeridexisErrant anod others who I admire for their dedication, which is studded with perseverance and ringed with bands of my gratitude! Without those efforts, a tutorial for installing and configuring everything for the game and its add-ons would be a sizable task unto itself. I've actually devoted multiple-hours of stream to demonstrating it 'the hard way'!) Along the way, I'll provide examples of the setup and tools I use to play Dwarf Fortress, as a guidepost for new players. What I'm really trying to do is give new players a reference point they can come back to on how to set up a world, embark on a site, and stand a reasonable chance of employing a fairly basic and standard design to build a workable fortress wherever they may need to start one. Stream Info: The channel rules are simple: Respect Wheaton's Law and you'll be fine. Just don't expect the content of the broadcast to be 100% suitable for children; Sorry, kids. I'm much too low-brow for a guaranteed clean broadcast. Get your parents' permission, etc etc. If you have questions you might like answered with a demonstration, and not simply a quick post in the weekly questions thread, I'm your guy. I'll do my best to demonstrate just about anything you can think up - aquifers, megaprojects and magma pistons aside. (Minecarts may get covered, but don't expect anything computational or timer based - I'm a casual player, not a dwarven mechanical engineer.) You can view the stream here, as well as on the donations page for Extra Life. Later Goals: At some point in this fortress, I'll walk players through my 'most commonly used' tools in DFHack and in the utilities that come packaged in the DF Starter Pack and how I use them to construct a simple, basic, and tightly run fortress that can support as many dwarves as my PC can haul, defend itself against all comers, and handle just about anything. I also will demonstrate Quickfort at some point for those who've never taken advantage of it! We'll certainly touch on Dwarf Therapist, and discuss how I use it to control the behavior and organization of my New players, your questions (no matter how 'silly' you may think they are) are 100% welcome, as they're the whole point to the broadcast! Join us and ask them! If you can't make it (or are not willing to brave my often vulgar displays of unsuitability) and still have questions you can't seem to figure out, post them in the DF Bi-Weekly Questions Thread for this week and I'll do my best to help you overcome your obstacles, if the expert players haven't gotten there first! (Obligatory: Yesss... Join usss... Join the Dark Side... We have cookies!)
On that note, experienced players who want to follow along are certainly welcome (and often manage to teach me a thing or two, directly or not) but the main thrust of the stream will be to help new players get over the introductory hump to start playing at a deeper level, so you may find yourself paying less attention to the pace of the stream and more attention to your fellow audience members. I do love having a few veterans show up, though, because my fortress designs always get better when I'm shown a method I've never used!
Please don't go. The children need you. Please donate if you are able. On behalf of Riley and Extra Life: Thank you, in advance, for your generosity!
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